Top 5 Couples Costumes for You and your Dead Husband

Harry Rubin, TD ’21

5. Rick and Morty. He can be Morty. For some reason, Rick and Morty fans will love the fact he’s dead.

4. Jogging mom. If you have a stroller, he can be in it. Otherwise, he can be the stroller.

3. Salt and Pepper Shakers. He can be the salt. It will preserve his corpse.

2. Kanye West and Lil Pump from ‘I Love It.’ He can be Lil Pump.

1. Sexy Pumpkin. You can be the pumpkin. He’s not really involved in this one, but hey you’re on the market now sister, so you better sex up that gourd!