Top 5 People to Call After Sex
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1 min readFeb 15, 2019
- Your mom — “Hey mom just wanted to let you know that I’m being safe and having a good time!”
- Your doctor — “Hey Dr. Joseph, I forgot to pee before and after sex? Am I at risk of getting a UTI? I did take a big dump though… will that work?”
- Your father — “Hey Dad! Did you listen to the new Pusha-T album? Also, I ate at the all-you-can-eat Indian buffet yesterday and my stomach is kinda freaking out.”
- Your Therapist — “Hey Carol! Are we still on for our appointment tomorrow? Had a lot of fun with you last night! Sorry about the mess.”
- God — “Dear God I’m really sorry about the abominations I’ve committed, but did you really have to curse me with explosive diarrhea whilst having sex with my really hot and very emotionally intelligent therapist, Carol? Thanks a lot, dude.”
