Top 5 struggles every girl named Sarah knows!
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1 min readMar 29, 2019
- You can’t go anywhere without seeing your name on things! Like key chains, class rosters, and those signs at Arby’s that say Do Not Serve This Woman.
- Honoring your biblical namesake on this pale blue dot of sinners.
- The only possible nicknames people give you are “Sar Bear” and “Screwdriver” and “Big Money Mama.”
- Being mistaken for Sarah P., who smells like milk, and not Sarah H., the hottest, most symmetrical girl in school.
- Having to say “Yes, like harass spelled backwards but with only one S” every time at Starbucks.
