Impeachment in a Nuts Shell

Gary Wells
In a Nut’s Shell

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Plotting a Route

The map is laid out

Destination certain but

Scenic or short-cut?

1/29/20

Photo by Jesus Solana (Creative Commons)

All Together Now

Old McConnell had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

And on this farm, he had some facts, E-I-E-I-O

With a cherry-pick here and a cherry-pick there

Here a pick, there a pick

Everywhere a pick pick

Old McConnell had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

1/29/20

Earth to Dershowitz, Come In

President can do

Anything he thinks is good

For U.S. and him

1/30/20

“If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest, that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment,” asserted Dershowitz.

The law professor went on to say that if a president were to tell a foreign leader he was going to withhold funds unless his foreign counterpart built a hotel with his name on it and gave him a ­million-dollar kickback, “That’s an easy case. That’s purely corrupt and in the purely private interest.”

“But a complex middle case is: ‘I want to be elected. I think I’m a great president. I think I’m the greatest president there ever was. And if I’m not elected, the national interest will suffer greatly,’ ” Dershowitz said. “That cannot be an impeachable offense.” (Washington Post)

Adapted from Simon James photo (Creative Commons)

One Out of Three Ain’t Bad?

GOP debates

Hear witnesses or not since

Outcome is certain

1/30/20

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In a Nut’s Shell
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Gary Wells
Gary Wells

Written by Gary Wells

Retired economist and newbie news satirist predominantly using raw beginners “haiku” that do little justice to this elegant Japanese poetry form.