Do Not Upload Photos of Your Cat to Our Sharepoint
Dear Solar Plug employees,
Last week our website and subsequent social media post were suddenly filled with pictures of cats instead of Solar Plugs. And still are, as we all have probably seen from our recent press and social media coverage. We are asking those that might know of why this is happening to come forward so we can resolve our “cat” redesign issue internally as soon as possible and get back to selling The Best Solar Plugs in Solar.
At first we thought we were getting hacked. But a specialist we contracted last week has informed us that it’s more likely that SOMEONE IS UPLOADING PICTURES OF THEIR CATS TO OUR SHAREPOINT ACCIDENTALLY.
At this moment we assume this is by mistake and we are asking the person whose cats these are to please come and talk with management so we can get this sorted out. If someone doesn’t come talk to management by the end of the week we will have to assume that the employee is doing this maliciously and will open an investigation. If that investigation results in finding an employee at fault that employee with be FIRED.
“Wait!” Some of you might be saying, “haven’t you noticed the increased traffic and incredible amounts of social media and news coverage of our so called ‘cat’ re-design.” Well, Yes, we have noticed and Jerry in public relations is in the process of writing a huge white paper on how we might galvanize this latest spike in attention and show the who is The Best Solar Plug in Solar. Please do not bother Jerry as he is doing his best to deal with this time of immense complexity. (You’re doing a great job, Jerry. We know you were here every night until midnight last week and we want you to know we noticed. Keep up the amazing dedication to Solar Plugs, The Best Solar Plug in Solar. :D)
Also, if you know who might be harassing Jerry with “meow” messages please contact management so we can reprimand this person immediately and publicly.
Thank you all for your dedication in making Solar Plug, The Best Solar Plug in Solar.
- Management