Marketing

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Tips for businesses to avoid the marketing mistakes

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Liz Willits is a business owner and a marketer. She asked for the best marketing tipswith a twist. She wanted only wrong answers.

I am sharing my top 10 from the thread.

1. Buy an email list. Email them every day.
2. Download email addresses of your LinkedIn connections and add them to your database.
3. If you can’t seem to get any leads, just keep trying the same tactics. Don’t change anything! You know what you’re doing.
4. Don’t segment & target your list, send everyone the same message.
5. WRITE ALL MARKETING & WEB COMMUNICATIONS IN ALL CAPS. GETS THEIR ATTENTION
6. Cold-message your ideal client and offer your service/product. Copy/paste this message and just change the name so you can contact as many as possible
7. Save their whatsapp number and start spamming people
8. Set up Facebook ads. Let them run and forget them. Somebody will convert.
9. Measure your success by 10% increase in website traffic. Every year. No matter what.
10. Marketing, who needs marketing? Don’t waste the money. If your product is good, it’ll sell itself.