73 Year Old Man Finds That Swearing on the Internet Has No Repercussions

For most of his life, Walter Shepherd has been a devout Presbyterian. Going to Church every Sunday morning was something he had been enjoying for over sixty years. This past week, however, Shepherd was faced with a tasking test from the Lord, and turning the other cheek was not something Shepherd had in mind. “Let me tell you, that man angered the living heck out of me. I was sitting as I always do at my dining room table, and saw on the Facebook that one of my Niece’s boyfriends had written that ‘god is for the old and the weak’ and something just snapped. He hadn’t even capitalized God. So I let loose much like how my Gunnery Sergeant unloaded on those Godless bastards in Saigon, only to find out that when writing those things, nothing happened,” stated Shepherd. After the incident and obligatory repentance, Shepherd had realized that his mischief had catalyzed something deep inside. “It felt good to show that sucker what I thought of his blasphemy,” Shepherd admitted, while smirking and toying with his Vietnam War decorations. Shepherd stated that he will skip this Sunday’s communion and instead play Big Buck Hunter at the local bar to clear his mind.