Open mouth, insert foot

Me: I’m really glad this turned into a second date.
Date: Sorry, but I just see this as a friendship.
Waitress: Hi! So, any dietary restrictions?
Date: I’m a vegetarian.
Me: I’ll have the 24 oz. steak.

One clap, two clap, three clap, forty?

By clapping more or less, you can signal to us which stories really stand out.