I found my first website.

After years of scouring through old emails and searching the depths of Google, I finally stumbled across what I think was my first ever website — or at least the first one I made in HTML. Naturally it’s far too embarrassing to share the link, but it is an absolute treasure trove of…

Pokéwedding

So I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided I want my wedding to be Pokémon themed.

It will start with the proposal. The ring will be kept inside a Pokéball (or Masterball — haven’t decided yet). I’ll get down on one knee and say “I choose you”.

S*** my bot says

Arjbot doesn’t often make much sense.

She walks tentatively, firmly up the next 50 years, but it was cheating on me.

It genuinely scares me that Donald Trump can get a taxi

Autocorrect

Weirdest thing happened this morning. I was standing on the Met Line platform, typing out a message on WhatsApp. Bizarrely, my keyboard decided to autocorrect they’re to theyr’re — bizarre because I rarely, if ever, mistype.

Wedblocking

Are you in your mid-twenties?

Are you tired of seeing the Wedding Epidemic saturate your Facebook feed?

Do you find yourself compelled to pile on another Like to a couple photo that you can no longer even distinguish from other couple photos?

The Power of Technology

It’s easy to take for granted just how lucky we are to live in a time of astonishing advances in technology, and in…

Apple

In an unprecedented move, Sainsbury’s have updated the design of their apple snack pack in what can only be described as a bold attempt to appeal to the masses. The large and distinctive serif font contrasts magically with the more contemporary product name, and begs the passing consumer not only to enthrall their…

Goats

If I was in charge of advertising a product, I would create a 30 second TV advert of a goat.