Snappy (and mean) comments to stupid yet unrelated FB Profile Pic captions
Way back then, the social media platform Facebook used to be a tool to communicate with friends and family online. Nowadays, Facebook has became a platform for all things bullshit like most of the Filipino millennials showing off their glamorous yet swaggy outfits (whether male or female) etc. But I saw a very cancerous part which is…
Narcissistic profile pictures with so much cringeworthy, stupid yet very unrelated captions.
So that’s why I “posted” a very snappy comment on their DPs filled with bullshit captions.
Here’s the Snappy (and mean)comments to stupid yet unrelated FB Profile Captions.
THEM: I’m too wifey to be treated like some ordinary girl 😁
ME: You’re too young to be a wife but please, you must study first before that.
THEM: Running away from your problems is a race you’ll never win. 😏
ME: Instead of this, you must face it and solve it. Or else, your life will screw up.
THEM: You really start to glow when you’re happy💖
ME: Ikaw ba yung Meralco? Kailangan ko kasi ng kuryente eh.
THEM: Behind every pretty girls lies a pack of Haters
ME: You deserve a pack of haters for so many fucking reasons because you did so much stupidity on cyber space.
THEM: Not your girl anymore
ME: Okay, kill your fucking self.
THEM: Yes, I know I’m yummy
ME: I don’t want to eat you. So, I consider it as Cannibalism.
THEM: SICK OF CRYING TIRED OF WAITING YES , I’M SMILING BUT INSIDE IM DYING
ME: I suggest you to kill yourself you faggot.
THEM: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
ME: Okay, tatawag ko na yung bumbero.
THEM: People must think I’m obsessed and in love with myself… Bitch you right
ME: Yes, you’re obsessed alright. In short, you’re a narcissist.
THEM: They see me rollin’ they hatin’ 😴
ME: I hate you when you roll. If you wanna love you, do the Rick Roll first.
THEM: Don’t let stupid things ruin your happiness. 💁
ME: I will ruin your happiness so, your life will screw up forever.
THEM: sometimes i’m cute but most of the time i’m ugly
ME: Oh, good! You confessed yourself!
THEM: i don’t know how to be hot, but i know how to slay
ME: But I’m going to slay you first because you’re a fucking whore.
THEM: hi pansinin nyo naman ako
ME: Paano kung hindi?
THEM: Mahalin mo lang ako ng 31% ako nang bahala sa 69%
ME: Mamahalin talaga kita pero bibigyan kita ng 69 na sampal, tadyak at sapak.
THEM: wag na tayo mag mahalan mag walwalan nalang tayo
ME: Mahal magwalwal pero mas mahal magpagamot diyan.
More shitty captions to come in the second part…
