For All the 9–5 Hustlas
Workaholics, office buffs, and side-hustle juggling entrepreneurs, this one’s for you
Okay, in case you forgot, here’s how it works…
You already know that you get one point for every dollar you spend at the stores. Well, if you buy any of this week’s Hi5 products you’ll get 5 points for every dollar you spend. That’s 5x the points! And don’t forget you can turn points into bucks to use at the stores.
Urbanears Plattan ADV Wireless Headphones
Be the envy of the whole office with these bold babies. Bluetooth and totally stylish, even your boss is going to ask where you copped them. And hey germaphobes, the removable headband is completely washable, which means your headphones stay “fresh and clean, even when your music’s not.”
Also, forget buttons, the built-in swipe interface lets you breeze through your playlist and pick up calls with a simple swipe and tap of the ear cup. You’ll look sooo tech-savvy, but not like you’re trying too hard.
Sometimes, things go wrong at the workplace: meetings get cancelled, inappropriate typos get sent in mass emails, and it turns out that Janice — the office crush — is actually a hologram from 2140 here to warn you that pizza has gone extinct and it’s your sole duty to prevent that from happening in the first place … Stewing in a cauldron of rage doesn’t help much. And it certainly doesn’t make the intense urge to hit something go away.
Stress no more with Dammit Dolls.
Every Dammit Doll absorbs all that negative energy so you can get your happy back on. Throw it, slam it, whack it. Yell “DAMMIT” as loud and as many times as you want (in the privacy of an unoccupied room, of course), and let those bad feels go.
Here’s a brief anatomy lesson to get you well-acquainted with your new stress-relieving BFF.
Takenaka Bento Box — Expanded Double
Picture this. Spring has arrived. Petals fall in the gentle breeze. It’s a beautiful day for a picnic complete with all the clichés — a gingham blanket on green grass), napkins to match, and the most perfect potato salad. And don’t forget the woven basket carrying — what’s that? — an aesthetic assortment of pastel bento boxes, each packed with a dish for your outdoor buffet.
Now, it’s not exactly any warmer yet but who says you can’t bring those almost-summer vibes to the office? Don’t worry about the contents spilling out en route, each bento box comes with a stretchy, secure band so you can run for that bus with a peace of mind.
Love your espresso machine so much, you’d take it anywhere? The makers at Wacaco have made your dreams of a portable café come true. And it’s so beautiful, fat chance you’ll get made fun of on the subway — only mixed looks of pure jealousy and admiration.
Flapjacks Keyboard Covers
Everyone has the same boring Mac, but not you. Your keyboard declares things like your:
a) devotion to donuts,
b) undying love for Sharpies,
c) or not-so-secret hobby as an underground comic artist.
Keep it real, office fam.