We Do Need a Wall

I don’t know about you right coast people but I’ve decided a wall might be a really good idea. Not that I have anything against Russians but . . . It is looking like now is good time to get close to China, well not too close. We’ve sold them a bunch of condos, houses and buildings but, I mean, they don’t own us.

I expect the Trump dude might be a little upset at our new wall. After all building a giant wall was his idea, right? Maybe we could let him bid on it. But then again, he’s known for pretty shoddy work. Yeah, not a good idea. Sorry.

Actually our new wall will probably be virtual anyway. It’s not like we want to keep anyone out, except maybe the FBI, I mean who knows who they work for now? So don’t be shy and come on over but just remember we’re focused on the 21st century and we’re starting to put some teeth into the ethics of diversity. So feel free to think what you want but screw with anyone’s rights and it will be a fast, air conditioned bus back to Trumpistan. You can bigot the hell out of yourselves over there.

Oh, and the Virtual Wall is easy to move so if your community is feeling left out, I mean, not enough Trump billionaires who’s tables you can sit under, just let us know and we will see if we can build you in. Who knows, in a few years we might get all the way to the east coast?