Worst Case Scenarios January Update
Well, it’s my first WCS update for 2019. So, before we getting started, you can join the team on this IRC channel or on Discord and talk with fellow guests and team members. And, so, let’s this started! If you’re #PeopleInHurry or no time reading the whole content, scroll all way down to the “To sum up…” section and read the summary. Also, sorry for the late post! I was busy in heavy daily schedules as a Grade 6 student who writes articles on Medium for Malas Pins - PH Team.
WCS #1 — I DARE YOU TO KISS X (insert name here)!
Have you ever say “dare” and the one who asks you say, “I DARE YOU TO KISS (insert name here)!” and it’s doomed your dreamland later on when you sleep? Well, take Hanahaki Midoriya’s example from his/her book. (P.S.: This author is not Deku. Please proceed with caution on his Face reveal, a book revealing his/her real identity.)
The Heck and I-Hate-See-This-Scene Recap
Uraraka spun the bottle and it’s landed on Kirishima. That redhead picked dare because he’s a man. The result is she yelled, “I DARE YOU TO KISS IZUKU MIDORIYA!”. Crap, what the f*** is it? Take note: Kirishima is NOT A GAY at this case (but KiriBaku shippers says that Kirishima is a gay because he and Bakugou are sharing extremely gay moments as what Urban Dictionary says. Peace out!).
WCS #2 — A Video of You Died in 5 Different Ways
Well, that’s hellish as what your childhood jerks’ gave a piece of advice on you to kill yourself (or any else). Before we hoping to the recaps, let the Pins team list down the 5 things that are your ways to die.
- Terrorist Attack (in BNHA world, it’s villain attack)
- Suicide (People might ask me this: Why the f*cking Deku followed his childhood jerk’s advice to kill himself?)
- Burning (Have you seen on that video that someone burn you?)
- Burning and Freezing (Crap, is it IcyHot?)
- Being told to die thanks to brainwashing (People might ask me this: Did Hitoshi Shinsou brainwashed that dork and told to die?)
WCS #3 — A journalist made fake news about moving Telegram servers into countries with a history of censorship
There are some reports that the Iranian Minister of Communication Mahmoud Vaezi said that ‘Telegram moved some of its servers to Iran”. Since there are no Telegram servers there, maybe you read false news or incorrect translation. CDN caching nodes are not part of the Telegram cloud and Telegram don’t place servers on countries with a history of censorship. Period. And, I, thank you.
WCS #4 — Your childhood jerk gave the advice to kill yourself because (insert reasons here)
Heard this? Well, take this book’s example. [Insert name here] is always getting bullied. A lot. Why? He is useless, just a quirkless loser in that Wattpad fanfic book. Meanwhile during the lunch time, his childhood jerk gave just one advice to him that he is quirkless loser and that jerk think [insert name here] will be better off DEAD. A day after,
“WEAKLING. QURIKLESS. LOSER. DIE. WORTHLESS. STUPID.”
From Lead Me To This (Katsudeku- Suicide) by ChickTsundere on Wattpad.
WCS #5 — Met/Seen an NSFW-rated
I knew one of thee, like Midnight (Nemuri Kayama) and Tōru Hagakure, from my fandom, My Hero Academia. Don’t worry, parental guidance is advised and they’re censored.
Readers asked: Why Midnight and Tōru are NSFW-rated?
The first Reddit embed below is about Tooru. Watch out for the comments!
Based on my own research, these are what I summarized on this Reddit Research business:
If you’re talking about Tooru, I’ll update this article some while. Can you give me some suggestions for this one so I can add them here.
To sum up…
We’re already mentioned the first 5 WCSs. For the people in hurry, we summarize this article, so read on below.
- The first WCS is you picked dare and your friend commanded you to kiss someone he/she mentioned.
- The second WCS is where you have seen a video of you died in 5 different ways: villain/terrorist attack, suicide, burning, burning and then freezing and last, being told to die.
- The third one is a journalist made a piece of fake news about moving Telegram servers to weird places like Iran and Russia.
- The fourth one is that your childhood jerk gave a piece of advice to kill yourself. (TIP: Don’t follow your childhood jerk relating to self-harm and suicide.)
- The last one is when you have seen/met some NSFW-rated people.
About the Update (you can skip this)
Originally crafted on 1/28/2019 by Andrei Jiroh Eugenio Halili and updated as of 2/11/2019 by the author itself. Work licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0 and other works are used under fair use, as they’re credited.
Notes for Next Month’s Update
Well, I have some bonus addition to the Pins team’s February Update on WCS series, but not today because it’s contains spoilers. (Visit the team’s Telegram channel for that YouTube video. Hint: Something relating to TodoDeku and VR Chat.) And also, you’ll see “You shall not pass!” and “My precioussssss…” in our Telegram channel. These are the hints for my next update here on Worst Case Scenarios. And, that’s it. I need to write something for this month of the hearts. And, I, thank you!
