[Funny Poem]Rhyme, Reason, and Read Counts
I would like to mention to Trisha Kaundinya A’Sian Starr Carter Nikos V JustSonia Janhavi P.
I’ve got a secret that I’ll now reveal
If you want more reads, you gotta learn to spiel
Some may say, “It’s all about the tag”
But I say, “It’s all about the gag”
You see, to get more reads, you must have flair
Write with style, with wit, with pizzazz and care
Your words must dance and sing and rhyme
They must hit the spot every time
To get more reads, you must engage
Your audience with humor, with rage
Make them laugh, make them cry
Make them say, “Wow, I can’t deny”
But it’s not just about the words you choose
It’s about the way you use and abuse
The language, the syntax, the rhythm, the beat
To create a masterpiece that’s hard to beat
So take my advice, and heed it well
To get more reads, you gotta sell
