Op-Ed: CAN WE GO OUTSIDE?
CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? DID YOU HEAR THAT? WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT FUCKING WAS THAT? I BETTER BARK. I’M BARKING. I BARKED. CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? CAN WE? I’M HUNGRY. I’M GOING TO EAT THIS SOCK. NO? NO. CAN WE GO OUTSIDE THEN? PET ME. PET ME NOW. OH YEAH. RIGHT THERE. THAT’S THE STUFF. CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. MY BUTTHOLE NEEDS A LICK. LET ME LICK IT FIRST. LICKING. LICKING. LICKED. CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? I HEARD A NOISE. I HAVE TO BARK AT IT. I’M BARKING. IT’S A CHILD. I’M STILL BARKING. OK, IT’S GONE. CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? I’M GOING TO LAY DOWN. I’M GOING TO LOOK AT YOU AS I LAY DOWN. I’M LOOKING AT YOU UNTIL YOU TAKE ME OUTSIDE. I’M LOOKING AT YOU. CAN WE GO OUTSIDE? ARE YOU OPENING THE DOOR? YES! YES! YES! I’M GOING OUT! I’M GOING OUTSIDE!
I’M OUTSIDE! IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED!
CAN I COME BACK INSIDE?
