Artwork by Eric N. Peterson

Last week, The Ugly Monster published my article on the WWE’s tendency to promote anti-LGBTQIA+ sentiments. One example was the wrestler “Adorable” Adrian Adonis. To put a bow on that work (and solidify my position as poet-in-residence for this journal), I submit this poem for your consideration. Thanks to artist Eric N. Peterson for his wonderful art.

Adorable Adrian Adonis Shoots His Own Ballad