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Aunt May Isn’t Alive to Hate Spider-Man
Comic Book Haiku — Ultimate Spider-Man #3
Published in
Apr 1, 2024
As cute as this is,
I have an awful feeling
about Pete’s daughter.
How to tell a girl
Get away from your father
while she can still breathe!
If Aunt May isn’t
alive to hate Spider-Man,
Uncle Ben might do.
Matt Murdock’s a priest.
That means Bullseye has to be
A Spider-Man foe.
Spider-Man/Goblin
team-up was very last thing
I was expecting.
Peter meets Harry.
So much silence you can hear
a woman’s neck snap.
Coming next issue:
even more things are set up
that will end badly!
