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Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Bane #1

Setting: years later,
somewhere, Bane is playing self
in own tribute show.

You know you’ve hit low
when even your own fanbase
is annoying you.

“Also loved your autobiography ‘Break the Bat,’ Your biopic ‘Break the Bat’ and your three kids ‘Break,’ ‘The’ and ‘Bat’ are so adorable!”

Story turns into
“Just Say No” afterschool show,
and I am so down.

Still having trouble
deciding what is cannon.
This page doesn’t help.

So Alfred’s still dead? Dammit.

Batman/Bane teamup
introduces character
more nineties than Bane!