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Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #9

The final battle:
Punisher versus God of
the skull shirt fanboys!

Apparently, this
is not the first time people
thought Castle got woke.

“What’s next?!? Putting his arm around her in a non-dominant fashion?!?”

Just when you’re thinking
writer revamps origin,
there’s a…semi-swerve.

Wait! We’re not done yet!

Resurrected wife
gets dressed not just once but twice
to lay down the law.

Maria Castle
always knew that Frank was nuts,
and it’s a turn on!

Hey, if you ever read Jason Aaron’s PunisherMAX series, you might be signing in relief.

Oh, yeah, God of War
gets put down while Maria
steals rest of story.

Both Castles got to say, “Stay away from my partner, bitch.”