Marvel

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #10

My God! Frank Castle
is seen walking on water
just like Robocop!

There are other similarities too…

Maria Castle
hates that murder gets in way
of family time.

“How hard can it be to schedule mass murder around cuddles?”

Archpriestess gives us
dynamic equivalent
of petty in-law.

“Evil Mom, can’t we just stop fighting?!?”

Frank Castle shows us
what MAGAmerica did
before internet.

To be fair, he didn’t know about the Faces of Death series.

Frank’s wife puts foot down,
tells him don’t come home until
everyone is dead.