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Comic Book Haiku — Transformers: Shattered Glass II #2

In this universe,

the Autobots’ main alt-mode

is to be alt-right!

Optimus makes too good a dictator, man…

The scariest take

alternate Blaster in role

of Alex Jones clone.

Props to whoever

chose to give bad Rodimus

“Mirror Mirror” beard.

Ask “Why a mouth?” before you ask “Why a beard?”