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The Safeword is “Kneel!”

Comic Book Haiku — Kneel Before Zod #3

Chad Parenteau
The Ugly Monster
Published in
Mar 29, 2024

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Credit: DC Comics

Unfortunately,
when Zod and his wife roleplay,
the safeword is “Kneel!”

Credit: DC Comics

That last haiku is
the only real funny one.
And now, the carnage.

Credit: DC Comics

Superman’s foes should
all just be trying to shoot
down all yellow suns.

Credit: DC Comics

World conqueror tip.
If Kryptonian, get world
with two yellow suns.

Credit: DC Comics

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Chad Parenteau
The Ugly Monster

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