A close-up of Megatron speaking: The senate carved up the planet’s population according to notions of utility: Your form dictated your function, and your function dictated your fate. Social engineering in the most literal sense. Someone had to say “no.” Someone had to say “enough.” I was that person. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings” — where the hell were you when Cybertronians like me were forced to work in the mines just because we were made that way?
Credit: IDW Publishing

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‘Transformers’ Without Politics is Boring and Stupid

The Transformers Roleplaying Game is a boring salute to the most boring version of the franchise with the most boring version of Megatron

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5 min readDec 15, 2022

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Interior pages of Transformers Roleplaying Game, pages 22 and 23. “Creating Your Character” is at the top of page 22. The two pages explain Steps 0 to 2: Discuss with your GM & Other Players, Character Concept, and Essence Store Increases and Skill Point Investment. Much of page 23 is taken up with a full body shot of Bumblebee in robot mode charging into battle. Bumblebee is a yellow robot that apparently changes into a car, judging from the tires and headlights on his shoulders.
Credit: Renegade Games Studios

The Good

The game’s existence is a dis track to Wizards of the Coast

WotC is a Hasbro subsidiary. Transformers is a Hasbro brand. It must have been humiliating for WotC to learn that they wouldn’t be making a Transformers roleplaying game.

Instead of greenlighting a 5e Transformers game, Hasbro let Renegade Studios make a Transformers game AND a G.I. Joe game AND a Power Rangers game with a whole new ruleset. At this rate, Renegade will make the next edition of Star Frontiers.

This is a good thing because WotC makes D&D and should be punished for it.

Three dimensions of distinction

Most RPGs have one or two “splats”; classes, roles, archetypes, whatever. D&D has Races…

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