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Ultimate Spider-Man #1 — Comic Book Haiku
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2 min readFeb 5, 2024
It’s official now:
Midlife Crisis Spider-Man
is my favorite.
His perfect life gone
in less than forty pages?
You can bet on it.
Uncle Ben is now
Daily Bugle’s publisher?!?
(worth it for this joke…)
Huge spoiler alert:
Ultimateverse’s Aunt May
got nine-elevened!
Much less surprising
spoiler: Turns out Tony Stark
was the bin Laden.
