(All Illustrations by Amy Cavenaile, Amy King, Allison Michaels and Rachel Orr/The Washington Post)

In need of some snarky Valentines? We’ve got you covered

Ditch the drug store greeting cards and give your sweetheart a valentine they’re sure to love.

When your bae can’t get enough of Bey…

For ur faves…

For your movie-lover Lover…

If their true passion is politics…

And last, but not least…

Couldn’t find the perfect valentine? Don’t worry, we made more!

Good luck out there, everybody!