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A Very Short and Very British Response to New York’s Cardi B
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1 min readMar 17, 2018
Hip Hop Head: Hey gorgeous… loving those red bottoms.
Cockney Chick: What d’you mean red bottoms, do I look like a fucking baboon?
Hip Hop Head: Oh no lol, sorry I was talking about what you have on your feet.
Cockney Chick: What I’ve got on my feet? What on earth are you on about? These ain’t red bottoms; these are bloody shoes, you perv!
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