Chapter 1: They Weren’t Triffids

They appeared unexpectedly. They weren’t tall. They loved children. And then all hell on earth broke out.

They weren’t triffids. Conceptual art by Lex Richards

Chapter 1 — They Weren’t Triffids

Year One

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