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Me: Would you scratch my back? I’m not awake yet. Will you scratch mama’s back?

V, 2.5 years: Sure, Mama. [Scratches my back] Does Dada want a back scratch too? [Scratches a pillow next to me].

Me: That’s not Dad. That’s a pillow.

V: ??!?!