Bundled Bat

Recent news from the retail food industry includes Walmart recalling its packaged salads because one contained a dead bat.

In other food industry news, employees of the Swift Vegetable Packaging plant report their unofficial mascot, Bert the Bat, missing.

Bert, last seen flying near the packaging section, is a much-beloved furball. Employees mentioned he kept bugs at bay inside and outside the plant. The facility requests notification of any recent sightings.

In immediate company news, Mabel, the night supervisor, asks the employee who left the packaging section door open a week ago to step forward. The day shift noted an uptick in the bug population in this supposed to be sanitary environment recently.