Doped Up Derriere

Drug smuggler from Arizona attempted to sneak heroin past US Customs at the Nogales border crossing. 
 
 As she lumbered past them, customs agents noticed a glitch in her behind’s rumble. Her backside lacked the usual wiggle within its oversize protuberance. 
 
 Curious, the agents asked her to step aside and noticed a slight squeak accompanied her lumber. A pat down of her oversize load revealed a powdery, packaged feel, not the creamy ripples of cellulite. 
 
 Asked to drop her pants, she exposed two packs of heroin duct-taped to her ass. So, she’s not fat just packing smack.

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