Dopey Dealers

Drug dealers can’t be too careful in Ohio. They’re prone to be ripped off. They also expect law enforcement to lend a helping hand including the K9 unit.

A teen ambled into the local police station, complaining his weed buyer paid him in fake money. He then gave law enforcement permission to search his car, where he kept his marijuana and scale.

He imagined the law already knew about the fake money in his possession, so he got ahead of the problem by turning it over right away.

Proving you can be a moron and a drug dealer at the same time and you need to lay off smoking too much of your product.

In a separate incident, a young man dialed 911 to request a police dog. A girlfriend stole his heroin, and he needed the dog to track her down.

While being interviewed by police, he located at least part of his stash in his pants. He pulled it out to show them.

Law enforcement reminded him only to dial 911 in case of emergency and allowing your female companion to nab your heroin is not a crisis in their book. But heroin in your pocket earns you a ride to booking with the police dog.