Rocket Jive

Per a North Korean official, his country will continue to test missiles weekly.
That is if the guy peddling the bicycle to run the generator providing electricity to the missile facility receives enough kimchi to keep hustling. Otherwise, they need to use Chinese flashlights and batteries which are not dependable.

Luckily, the missile factory workers don’t need much light to produce more cardboard cutouts of rockets. However, they’re having difficulty figuring how to ignite the fuses without sending the missile up in flames.