This Ain’t Yo’ Mama’s Tea Party Y’all!

Make the investment to put your best foot forward.

Who the hell are you looking at?

When your coping mechanisms starting mirroring those of small children, it must be 2020

I never realized how much I’d miss your furry presence until you were gone.

I’m Now In An Alien Platform! Where Has My Mother ship Gone?!

I am not everyone’s cup of tea. (Heck, some people don’t even drink tea.)

A message of gratitude to a not-so-deadly sin

You will live on in our hearts.

In these dire times, we at the Whole Toad News Service love to share more than just the daily assault of sad, demoralizing, depressing…

But I Have a Family To Think Of.

And other old songs most of you are too young to remember