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OUR NATIONAL SHIT SHOW
Introducing Doogie Howser, New Head of the DHS Anti-Terror Unit
Why was a 22-year-old with no security experience was picked to lead terrorism prevention?
Doogie Howser, MD, was a fictional character in a TV show from 35 years ago. Doogie, a 16-year-old intern at a large medical center, performed prostate surgery and appendectomies while navigating teenage trials and tribulations.
The show did address some serious issues — AIDS, racism, antisemitism, and gang violence, to give a few examples. However, I found it difficult to get beyond the absurdity. In any case, the show ran its course, had a pretty good run, and was cancelled after four years.
Thomas Fugate, SA, is an altogether too real character in our national shit show. Tommy was formerly a 22-year-old intern at the hard-right Heritage Foundation. He was appointed by the Trump administration as the special assistant in charge of a large Department of Homeland Security anti-terror unit.
The DHS anti-terror unit does address some serious issues — active shooter situations, hate crimes, and bombings, to give a few examples. However, I find it difficult to get beyond the absurdity of assigning someone who is one year out of college and has no…
