Never shall I need food again, nor drink. Neither sustenance nor provender, not wise counsel nor the company of blithe, lithe young men tempt me now.

No longer do the blandishments of witty elder Washingtonians appeal to these ears; nay, even the sass of a fresh drag queen cannot lure me from my screen.

Because today I learned that there is an entire Tumblr devoted to cats quoting Samuel Beckett:

You are welcome. (h/t Paul Donnelly)