Dreams and Stories
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Dreams and Stories

A doctor specialised in general medicine

A healthy oxymoron

Photo by National Cancer Institute on Unsplash

-“Bitte Herr Doktor, lässt mich in Ruhe.”
-“Nein! Ich bin der Doktor. Ich bin der Führer! Ich weiß alles über Gesundheit, also du gehorchst mir!”

“Why the hell am I writing in German? Isn’t medium an English platform?”
“It certainly is, I couldn’t resist.”




Our Dreams, Not Mere Fantasies

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Hugo Bertrand

Hugo Bertrand

Using absurdity to offer new ideas and challenge common wisdom. Sarcasm | Humour | Imagination | Art | …all blended into one which gives: The Funkiest Stories

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