Don’t Let the Fascism Make You Forget Project 2025 Is a Nightmare For Women

The following are Project 2025 ideas that House Republicans are writing bills about

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Thankfully the GOP’s majority is much too slim to pass any of these, let alone have them passed by the much more moderate Senate:

• The creation of a new “DMV” called the Department of Menstrual Vaginas to oversee the rationing of feminine care products, where women must go each month, take a numbered ticket, and wait in long lines before receiving the five tampons OR five pads rationed to them each month by very surly, fundamentalist Christian employees who are bitter about the world because they want to be tradwives but have never had a boyfriend so they’re extra mean to anyone who looks like they might be a liberal floozy.
• All girls and women in America must modify their period schedules so that, from now on, they all start bleeding on the 15th of each month so it’s easier for police, GOP legislators, husbands, and fathers to track pregnancies and investigate possible abortions.
• “Big Science” must officially announce that the clitoris…