I Smoked Weed for the First Time in Seven Years and Bumped into a Hippo

Josh Porter
Thought Thinkers
Published in
6 min readMar 13, 2024

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Lucky he wasn’t a hungry hippo (photo: Tuk South — all images owned by author)

“Do you wanna hit?”

“Not really”, I replied.

We had been driving through Namibia’s bush all day, suffering multiple punctures and sweating profusely into the Toyota’s canvas seats.

The last thing I wanted was to smoke a strain of weed called ‘Train Wreck’.

“Suit yourself”, said the pangolin researcher, as she puffed away on her vaporiser.

I looked at my three companions, spilling out of the second car and marvelled that we were now considered a ‘Film Crew’.

15 months ago we had set off from Kenya in two Piaggio tuk-tuks intending to drive them to Cape Town, without dying.

Tuk-tuk road trip (photo: Tuk South)

There had been multiple close calls…

The landslide in Tanzania, the elephant ambush in Zimbabwe and getting dragged behind a sailboat by a fishing line on a voyage to Zanzibar.

On top of not dying, we had also picked up the art of ‘filmmaking’. People were getting in touch with these four unwashed tuk-tuk pirates, to produce films for their lodges and organisations.

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