MONEY | UNDERWEAR | PSYCHOLOGY

My Day as a Millionaire

Well, two hours and seventeen minutes, strictly speaking

Matthew Clapham
Thought Thinkers
Published in
6 min readMay 16, 2024

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A woman lies on a bed being given a massage, her eyes closed, a flower behind her ear. The scene is one of tropical luxury
Photo by Ale Romo on Unsplash

“Good morning, sir! Here is your disposable thong! The changing room is on the left — my colleague will see to you in a minute.”

“Errm… Right. Thanks. Errm…,” I mutter back at the uniformed assistant.

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Matthew Clapham
Thought Thinkers

Professional translator by day. Writer of silly and serious stuff by night. Also by day, when I get fed up of tedious translations. Founder of Iberospherical.