Football Is A Horribly Stupid Sport That Breeds Hate
Why FIFA is a scourge on society and progress
Broken glass, everywhere, people pissing in the stairs you know they just don’t care. I can’t take the smell, can’t take the noise, got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice.
Is this 1982 in the South Bronx? No, it’s 2021 in European cities during the European Football Championship (AKA The Euros) that takes place every four years. This year is special in that the tournament was supposed to be held in 2020 — in case you haven’t been paying attention, there was an incident that caused everything to be postponed.
According to popular sources, the European Championship held by the UEFA (Union of European Football Associations) is the second most prestigious tournament behind the famed World Cup hosted by it’s parent organization FIFA. Fans typically celebrate the occasion by detonating small explosive devices in the streets, shooting fireworks at each other, smashing all things glass (bottles, windows, etc…) and chanting and screaming loudly throughout the night and into the early morning.
Did I mention vomiting and urinating? Yes, spectators of the games make a habit of throwing up in the streets and pissing basically everywhere.
