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The First Time I Met Donald Trump In The Lobby

It was cold and raining outside and I had just stepped in dogshit.

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Before I first encountered Donald Trump, the worst start to my work day was the morning when I saw a guy bleed to death on the street. When I got to work, my boss was all smiles, “good morning! No chocolate croissant for you today?” It was my typical routine to swing by the…




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