Oct 3, 2022
3 min read
Please stop scratching your butt in public
How have I become the Weirdo Whistler?
If there is a weirdo in any crowd, there’s 100% chance he will find me. Like having a dog whistle, they flock to me as though I’m making Weirdo Whistle noises. I thought about that recently while I stood in line at a Dollar Tree. I knew I’d only be in this store for a solid five minutes and purposely got in a line where I could…
