Preemptive pardons: I played Monopoly all wrong

If I could’ve foreseen Election 2020, I would never lose at board games

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To Whom It May Concern,

To every family member, friend and associate who has ever spent hours on end watching me debate the rules of Motownopoly (or Monopoly if I didn’t bring the Motown version with me) and smile a devilish grin when you…