Raccoons are the comical neighbor I don’t want

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Just. Act. Natural. That’s the only way to explain the reaction of one of the two who’d been spotted. How can you not find this “don’t tase me, bro” pose (below) funny? These oddly human-handed mammals are fun to observe. I’m not saying I want one as a neighbor. But I am saying they’re funny from afar as everybody else’s neighbors.