From me, 2U:
Hi there! You’re now reading a publication so new, it doesn’t even exist yet! But what if it did? How ahead of the curve would you be?
Huh, I guess that was only really 1 word. But it had the power of two!
Seriously though, thanks for visiting. Nobody would ever read this without your eyeballs.
Well, the crawler bots would “read” it I guess. But no one human would ever experience it, so, thank you!