Reuben Salsa
Jan 9 · 1 min read
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I named my firstborn Dick and regret nothing. This may be a little hard to understand, but I don’t want him to be cocky. I don’t like the name Richard, and don’t know how you get Dick out of Richard. I’ve tried asking politely. I hope I don’t come to regret it. May you rise for every occasion son.

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Absurdism at it’s most absurd. Am I a duck? That depends on how much money you got. I bet you don’t have enough. That’s a shame because I’m an amazing duck.

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Absurdism at it’s most absurd. Am I a duck? That depends on how much money you got. I bet you don’t have enough. That’s a shame because I’m an amazing duck.

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