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Francine Made the Best Damn Margarita in Town

Francine Made the Best Damn Margarita in Town

A short story about a margarita
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Ryan DeJonghe
Why Joining The BTS Army Was The Worst Decision I’ve Ever Made

Why Joining The BTS Army Was The Worst Decision I’ve Ever Made

Unfocused, undisciplined, and the screaming girls will drive you nuts after a while
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Hogan Torah
Funny Dialogues

Funny Dialogues

Or maybe not so funny
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Pretheesh Presannan
This is Serious — Not Art

This is Serious — Not Art

You are safe in this Bitcoin-free zone (for now)
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Ryan DeJonghe
Those Teasing Stories

Those Teasing Stories

Stories that go viral because they are interesting
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Pretheesh Presannan
Blowjobs for the Disabled

Blowjobs for the Disabled

Park and Ride
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Reuben Salsa
Life’s Hard When You’re Super Yacht

Life’s Hard When You’re Super Yacht

I’m hot. Seriously hot. I wake up drenched in sweat every day. I’m like a sunray blistering the planet. I’m the furnace that puts the heat…
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Reuben Salsa
For Valentines Day I Got a Sweater And A Piece of Ass And They Were Both Too Big

For Valentines Day I Got a Sweater And A Piece of Ass And They Were Both Too Big

I hate all of you and that was the joke
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Hogan Torah
How To Create Great Content That Will Earn You Thousands

How To Create Great Content That Will Earn You Thousands

Five great tips for content creation
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Reuben Salsa
The Fat Man Gathers His Tools

The Fat Man Gathers His Tools

To bury the dead dog.
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Ryan DeJonghe
YOU Find MY Voice, Dang It

YOU Find MY Voice, Dang It

Take your own darn writing advice, wontcha
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Grin Spickett
To Buy A Pen

To Buy A Pen

He made me write a short story
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Pretheesh Presannan
The Great Honest Dater

The Great Honest Dater

He wasn’t prepared for the twist
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Pretheesh Presannan
Doughnut Thrills

Doughnut Thrills

Another life lesson in how to never interrupt my break
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Reuben Salsa
Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For The Creepy Old WASP Dude

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For The Creepy Old WASP Dude

Hair sniffer vs mattress pisser
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Hogan Torah
We Built A Keanu Reeves Stimulator In My Mom’s Basement

We Built A Keanu Reeves Stimulator In My Mom’s Basement

We had fully embraced taking the red pill
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Reuben Salsa
Yay America JavaScript Murder Sex and Fucking Baseball For These One Reasons

Yay America JavaScript Murder Sex and Fucking Baseball For These One Reasons

Combining everything that’s trending right now into one terrible sentence
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Hogan Torah
The Only Reason To Not Watch Porn

The Only Reason To Not Watch Porn

Should not be to pretend you became a stoic hero
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Pretheesh Presannan
Board Level is Where the Fun Begins

Board Level is Where the Fun Begins

Executive orders are a cloak for laziness
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Reuben Salsa
There’s Something About Tom

There’s Something About Tom

Singed pubes signaled ill-health
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Reuben Salsa
I have short-term memory lost.

I have short-term memory lost.

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Reuben Salsa
I named my firstborn Dick and regret nothing.

I named my firstborn Dick and regret nothing.

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Reuben Salsa
Slothfulness

Slothfulness

Some lazy limericks
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Pretheesh Presannan
I Know Where Mike Pence is

I Know Where Mike Pence is

The answer shouldn’t surprise you
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Hogan Torah
Feel The Lover With Bored Words

Feel The Lover With Bored Words

Sleight of hand feels abreast with lust
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Reuben Salsa
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