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Why I Highly Recommend Divorce to Exhausted Parents

Three magical words may make you question the commitment to your vows

Rodney Lacroix
Summit
Published in
5 min readApr 19, 2024

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This is how happy couples throw out their backs.
Photo by Chermiti Mohamed on Unsplash

This happy couple has been divorced.

You‘d think they’d be sadder or angrier, but that’s not the case because this is the second marriage for each of them. Even though their exes may be angry and spiteful, and their new union has resulted in a blended family that rivals the size of The Brady Bunch, they can’t help but grin from ear to ear.

What’s the reason for their joy?

Three words:

Kid.

Free.

Weekends.

If you listen closely, you can hear a choir of angels singing as you say those three words aloud:

Kid-free weekends.

This is what appears every time we have a kid-free weekend.
Photo by Lukas Meier on Unsplash

My god, it’s glorious.

Don’t get me wrong. Everyone should probably try to stay married because (1) you…

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Rodney Lacroix
Summit

Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has 4 kids and is super tired, you guys.