TOTI Eclipse of the Heart

Monday, August 21, 2017

Starting this on off by throwing it all the way back to 1932:

1979:

2017:

So that’s encouraging.

Brands on Twitter are almost always bad but occasionally they are good:

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This type of tweet doesn’t work as well on Medium :(
I appreciate the hustle.
👀 👀 👀
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But when it happened it was a legitimately very cool moment:

Bonnie had her

ahem

day in the sun.

(I’m sorry.)

Bush nostalgia is bad; this is good:

It really is good:

to infinity and beyond

Twitter got a bit weird:

Shep lost his entire mind:

And then it was over:

But it really was the most life-affirming Twitter has felt in…months? Months.

Only one man’s Twitter account could ruin this perfect moment.

No, not Trump.

But okay, Trump.

The best part about Trump blinding himself like an idiot is that every single one of us knew it would happen.

luv 2 b led by a toddler

ommmmmg

yes, that is a blue diamond by his name because he is salty about not being verified

So that’s over.


Taylor Swift is up to…something?

Last week, she deleted everything off her social media and then today…

🐍🐍🐍

Let me just say right here that I do not enjoy complimenting myself but if you have not read my masterpiece from last year, right yourself (and, for good measure, what Kim K tweeted the next day).

Not much right now but ~watch this space.



From one corrupt country to another, mano a mano. August 21, 2012, five years ago today:

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This was inevitable and yet still remarkable in its lack of awareness:

Meanwhile let’s check in on my 👏 man 👏 Paul Ryan, who did a town hall tonight:

and the kicker:


In between everything else, I’ve seen just approximately everybody tweeting out this article:


On a happier note:


and:

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