Why aren’t we talking about aliens

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Today on the Internet
Today on the Internet
2 min readDec 20, 2017

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The GOP tax bill inches closer to the finish line. Like every major GOP vote this year, there was a running theme before the vote.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: in my haste, I conflate the House and Senate bills at some point here. Apologies!]

Regardless, it passed.*

*Well, sorta. More on this in a sec.

Big day for our boy Paul, a truly bad man:

At least Bob Corker was so shameless about this whole thing it’s hardly believable:

gotta call the Hardy Boys to crack this case.
you don’t say.

Susan Collins on the other hand…

not so fun when you’re no longer the hero, huh?

“Moderate” Republicans…thank you:

*Due to a slight technicality, these geniuses actually vote on this thing tomorrow:

Either way, they’re not slowing down:

Here’s some good news:

womp.

Pivoting back to the Great Purge for a sec:

😐 ← my shock at this very surprising story

Meanwhile, Matt Damon went and got himself fully canceled:

Minnie!
still 👏 at 👏 it

*we were rooting for you* gif

This one has been brewing for some time:

In short, Coates fetishizes white supremacy. He makes it almighty, magical and unremovable. What concerns me is his narrative of “defiance”. For Coates, defiance is narrowly aesthetic — a personal commitment to writing with no connection to collective action. It generates crocodile tears of neoliberals who have no intention of sharing power or giving up privilege.

The piece reignited debate about the intersection of race and class in progressive politics:

Woof:

Everybody saw that stupid video FCC Chairman Ajit Pai made in defense of repealing net neutrality, yes? Or at least you know it exists? Well, it does:

He’s no Carrie Fisher on Twitter (who is?) but THIS WILL DO.
AHHHHHH

Side note: if anybody wants to talk about The Last Jedi…hmu.

Uhhhhh….

Speaking of:

Man, this is good:

A classic

MoonPie is a good brand now and idk how to explain it:

The Bosnian war criminal of New York Times stories:

From my family (by that I mean, the Obamas) to yours, happy holidays:

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